You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans

I have no idea how the sunless tanning thing took shape but you would think that after seeing their pictures all over humor blogs, these people would stop spray painting themselves.

James Weldon Johnson wrote a book called The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man; a fictional account of the life of a biracial man who passes as a white man in middle class society. I guarantee you he never would have guessed that someday white kids would be painting themselves to look black.

But alas, here are roughly 30 examples of this, and another 5 or so of people who just can’t seem to figure out how the sun works.

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