That’s a lot of border hoppers

The worst part about this crash is not the fact that the guy driving the car that was hit has to pay for the damage because the other guy(s) has no insurance, it’s that 26 border hoppers successfully entered the United States with cases of the swine flu as flaring as the herpes curdling inside of Courtney Love’s vagina.

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