Stress Relieved

There’s nothing more stress relieving than watching through a lens of fresh lake water the life drain from your step-children’s eyes as they succumb to the placid lake surface under which you hold their desperately squirming bodies.

Props to the editor for failing to read any of the words he or she so carefully chose to print. Either that or they’re syndicating their content from the police blotter in their self help section to save cash — recessionomics.

Keeping it classy, New Jersey.

Alabama Twister

Bill Murray