Stoned firefighter inhales too much during smoke-out

This is probably why the fire department has such a strict policy requiring potential fireman to have never tried smoking pot (or to at least deny the fact). Imagine what a great cop this guy would have made — stealing ounces of grass from high-school kids.

The great thing about it would be that you could drive however fast you want — no way this guy’s driving over 35.

Looter Evolution

Next time don’t tailgate the chief of police