Saturday morning cartoon makes Watchmen fun for creeps and pedophiles

picture-21If you were anticipating seeing the Watchmen over the weekend, you might want to think again.

Though it’s hyped, promoted, and advertized everywhere (even above urinals in tiny dive bars in Los Angeles), reviews and ratings are coming in negative.

Additionally, our buddies over at Gorillamask showed us an embarrassing rendition of Watchmen that creeped us out and made us run for cover (inside of our all white, windowless, creeper vans–it’s where we do most of our writing). If you’re daring (or a pederast, no, especially if you’re a pederast), check it out here. And make sure to tell them Banned sent you.

Top 5 Megan Fox TV roles

Anna Kournikova poses for K-Swiss