Sandals + Glue + Guy With Beer = Floor

I’ve done the buttered floor trick, I’ve done antiquings, I’ve duct taped pinecones to a passed out friends hands and his cell phone to his leg and called it, I’ve made a white man look black, and I’ve even duct taped my buddy to the bottom of our dining room table, but never have I done or seen this trick done.

Being Friday, I guess I have something to look forward to tonight.

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