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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-07-23, 9:48AM PDT
I am currently a college student
living on her own
because no one can stand me
and I would really appreciate help
cause life is hard and stuff!
from a Handsome and caring man.
someone who wants pussy but doesn’t want to do that whole prostitution thing.
I want someone who is not greedy
and who is willing to spoil me…..
because I’m greedy.
I am a beautiful Spanish girl (from spain)
(my parents were born there, but I have no idea how to speak the language.)
and I know that there is a great man
out there who is willing to help me out.
reckless with his money.
Being a college student does not allow me to make the money that I need to make
because I have no discernable talent and earn minimum wage
so take me into consideration
cause no one else in the world is struggling to make ends meet
and be the one to spoil me
stupid enough to give me your credit card.
…….. I wanna be your princess!!!!
I’ll even pretend to be Sleeping Beauty when you come over, so you can do whatever you want to me.
I want this to be very private
because even I’m embarassed to be such a gold digging whore.
so I will send you a picture once you contact me….
if my eloquent prose hasn’t won your heart, I’m hoping you’re so desperate that you don’t mind that I look like Patrick Ewing and Janet Reno’s lovechild.
Please send a picture
Not that it matters, I don’t really care if you look like a sea donkey. Just have money.
with your respond!!!
Remember, I’m in college!
- Location: Puente Hills
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests (No contradictions here. Nope, none at all.)