Quarterback Spikes Ball Into His Nuts

If You’re Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty, a punch to the face by the opposing team, and you spiking the football into your own nuts.

The lineman sitting on your face is just a bonus.

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