Painful Montage Of Morons

The only reason anyone would want to watch this is for the same reason people go to the circus; to witness the trapeze artist miss the grab, fall to the net but miss it, launching headfirst into the the anus of an elephant who, fortunately for the crowd, felt it the opportune moment to release a steamy shat all over the unfortunate trapeze artist.

The point is, we like to see people get hurt – and then we cringe. But not just at what we just witnessed; more at why we were unable to look away. I think you’ll find yourself unable to look away at most of what you’re about to see (even though you really should). I guess you could say “I warned you.” Even though you probably aren’t even reading this and you’re already watching the video. Why do I even bother, dammit.

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