Our Tax Dollars At Work

[digg-me]The difference between Police and Patrol is that the latter cannot arrest people, and rarely carry guns. And apparently same goes for Border Patrol, who as you’ll see, fail to arrest people. Maybe we need to change their name to Border Police for them to get the job done…

Howard Stern Show: “If You Dig A 6′ Hole, How Deep Is That Hole?” Beetlejuice: “Uh, Sabout Twenty Feet.”

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