My loony bun is fine benny lava!

According to wikipedia, “Bollywood is the largest film producer in India and one of the largest in the world.” The largest in India I can definitely see that, but the world? I guess Ron Howard, Quentin Tarantino and Steven Spielberg need to start adding lines like the following into their films:

“I want you inside Ed”
“I see the nuns are gay”
“I luv to see you pee on is tonight”
“You send me…offended. You know the hole to put it.”
“Now poop on them oliver”
“I like to swim in his bejay”
“Some day i sell DNA”

Here is a taste of Bollywood’s finest, “Benny Lava.”

My shoes cost more than your house

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