Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You… Just A Banana?

Because the MLB season is coming to a close and you’ll no longer be able to place baseball bets at your favorite online sportsbook, it’s time we take a look at the happenings in other leagues around the US.

The Amarillo Sox are a professional baseball team based out of Amarillo, Texas, from the independent American Association baseball league. And while there’s a 100-percent chance that you haven’t heard of these Lone Star State not so professional pros, that’s not keeping their mascot, the Amarillo Sox Sock (yes it’s a sock, not a banana with a hard on) from getting a little too excited from running around the stands touching men and children with his giant “big toe.”

Here’s to cheap beers, seven errors per game and 47-year-old mascots touching kids with his massive banana cock-sock.

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