I Know Where I’m Getting My Hamster Stuffed

Thank god Ojai isn’t too long of a drive for me — I’d hate to have to Express Saver ship poor little Kevin Sorbo to Chuck Testa from across the country — rotting rodents don’t take too well to 10 day deliveries and USPS shut-downs.

Quick! Get Him Some Place Warm 1

Quick! Get Him Some Place Warm

I'm Gonna Need A Handjob First 1

I’m Gonna Need A Handjob First