How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

From Curb Your Enthusiasm Director/Producer Robert B. Weide comes How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, a comedy starring Megan Fox. The title, an obvious play on Dale Carnegie’s bestseller, doesn’t make sense to me.

When I heard the title of the film I thought of Keanu Reeves. He’s the type of guy you don’t go to a party over because if he’s there, it’s “that gay.” If you invite him to your party, you ensure that your keg will go bad before it gets drunk. He lowers your credibility and loses your friends (This personality is everywhere and if you can’t pick him out, you are him).

That said, when I saw these press stills of Megan Fox in a bra I was confused as to how this title could make sense. Maybe it’s a chick flick that takes place during a summer at fat camp and when Fox takes off her clothes all the fat chicks get sad and eat mayonnaise and bacon grease sandwiches and don’t want to be friends with her?

I’ve spent way too much time on this. The closest I’m going to get to seeing this movie is looking at these pictures, so F_ck it, do it live.

A Friendly Reminder…

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Wed in Cranada