Epic Dismount

This is why you should never wear your seat belt — fly to safety. Every time. It’s also why I never hide under my dining room table during earthquakes. I just keep my windows open, casually head downstairs and before I know it, good ol’ mother nature tosses me outside into some shrubs.

Call it a day.

Charlie Brown Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel 2

Charlie Brown Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel

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