David Morgan Has It All Figured Out

Fellas, ladies, don’t think that love-making guru David Morgan isn’t pulling any tail — this is what you call attraction by deception. Everyone knows that women are attracted to passionate men and to not getting attention, and what better way of ignoring the hot blonde from dorm 12 on Dykstra’s 6th floor than by locking yourself in the computer science lab from 6pm-to-7am every Thursday, Friday and Saturday with a bag of Cheetos and everyone’s favorite Bowl Noodle?

David Morgan is truly progressive.

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