Dad is an asshole

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When he was in high school, you know this guy used to get juked during games (well, the one game he got to play in) and then beat up in the locker room afterward.

Instead of being a good father and teaching his son to do to others what others did to him, he’s doing to his son what others did to him. And he’s an asshole.

Touchdown!

Oh, and nice cell phone hoster… 21st century technology and the Dollar Trilogy’s ‘Man With No Name’ doesn’t mix. But it’s just so practical!

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