Computers Are Racist

Rakim, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not that whites and Chinese don’t like it when you try to get ahead, it’s that they don’t like it when you actually do get ahead.

And for the record Rakim, we all know that the only thing people in your community are using computers for is Auto-Tune, so it’s really not a loss.

Do Not Feed The Whales

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Cubs Fan Catches Baseball With His Beer, Chugs It