11 Strange Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Crazy Fortune Coookies Title

If it were up to me, I’d a slip the ol’ “You will die a most painful death” fortune into every 1600th cookie.

But until I make my way to Beijing to become a cookie bender, these 11 strange moments in fortune cookie fail must suffice.

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