You Sir, Have The Worst Seat In The House

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It’s one thing to sit in the nosebleeds, we’ve all done it, but when you’re a couple rows back and you have to pull out the ol’ 45-degree human bookmark trick from your bag of how to sit between fat people at high-school Hamlet theater performances tricks, you’re better off having to make up an excuse to little Jimmy about why Uncle Mark missed the Saturday matinee.

Here’s to you Uncle Mark, and the two open seats you could comfortably plant yourself in in front of you.

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