Woman Attempts To Deposit Cocaine At Bank, Fails Completely

A Connecticut woman was charged with possession of narcotics after attempting to deposit a bag of cocaine at her bank’s drive up teller.

Bank staff played along with Kendl Murphy, 43, asking her to stand by until her transaction completed — which is bank code for the cops to come.

Whether or not she expected to earn interest on her deposit remains unclear.

Upon arrival and after the cops explained to her that her debit card is better served cutting lines and not withdrawing blow from her high-yield cocaine account, they took her to jail and gave her a bonus charge for possession of narcotics within 1,500 feet of a school or day-care center.

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