Why I Can’t Watch Soccer

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There are several reasons actually — the clock goes up not down, of course the flopping, but most importantly the MLS. They thought bringing Beckham to the LA would draw crowds but the only people in LA who like Beckham are the same people who like Justin Bieber, and we all know dad’s not sitting through another LA Galaxy game just so his 13-year-old daughter and four of her friends can watch David Beckham & Co. run around a grassy field for a five hours.

But to be fair, soccer isn’t the only flopper sport… Yet another reason to hate the Miami LeBrons.

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  • Arthur Dent

    Sports are dumb. Do more articles about Star Trek.

  • yeah but you can miss the only exciting moment in a soccer game just going for a piss.

  • F1RST!!!11!!1!

  • Nice …Great Moments..

  • swn

    what a dumb article by some dumb american

  • ObviousFoul

    Are you simple? The foul on Bosh occurs when Boozer’s right elbow comes across on the spin and clips Bosh in the face. Once you’ve played a sport and learn how to identify these kinds of things, try making another post concerning them. Until then, stick to Star Trek.

  • Lol….

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