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Turn Cheap Alcohol Into Top Shelf Alcohol!

So you are anxious to start drinking, you go to the store, and the only thing your sorry ass can afford is bottom shelf vodka. You tell your friends that they put the more expensive alcohol in plastic bottles so that if you drop it, it won’t break. And you would be right, they do. It’s a fact. But let’s just say you want to filter your cheap vodka to make it taste (and feel as painless) as the top shelf stuff, you need a little magical contraption that was created by elves in the shire, called the Gray Kangaroo.

Much like Brita filters water, the Gray Kangaroo filters alcohol, and it works. It tastes much better and I’ve noticed a huge improvement on post drinking morning nausea vomitation syndrome, so check it out and get yours at Grey Kangaroo!

They have a 30 day money back guarantee, so what do you have to lose? After all, you’ll get drunk either way.

Grey Kangaroo!

  • The Mythbusters busted this myth. Verdict, from a professional vodka taste tester: filtering makes it “better” but not as good as top shelf.

    • Patrick

      The myth busters actually CONFIRMED this, and called it busted so the Vodka companies wouldn't sue. Chemically, the filtered is identical to top shelf, and only that professional taster could tell the difference, and it might have just been luck.

  • The Mythbusters busted this myth. Verdict, from a professional vodka taste tester: filtering makes it “better” but not as good as top shelf.

    • Patrick

      The myth busters actually CONFIRMED this, and called it busted so the Vodka companies wouldn't sue. Chemically, the filtered is identical to top shelf, and only that professional taster could tell the difference, and it might have just been luck.

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