Top Widowmakers of the World

RINCETON, NJ — According to Consumer Health Sciences (CHS), a leading provider of consumer healthcare information and publisher of the annual National Health and Wellness Survey, Americans are over 2 1/2 times as likely to be clinically obese than the French, Germans, or British.

Additionally, Americans in every weight category (except underweight, which American’s generally aren’t) are significantly less likely to try to lose weight than European’s. In fact, most obese and overweight Americans reported that they are doing nothing about their condition.

The moral of the story? They don’t get to eat huge f-cking widowmaker hamburgers like we do.

Top Widowmaker gallery below:

And for good measure…

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