Top 5 Mascot Fails

Mascots are to sporting events what the Hays Code was to the film industry, in that they both aim to keep the entertainment pg.

But with the advent of nearly naked cheerleaders garnishing he sidelines of most major sporting events (still waiting patiently for the Dodger Dogs), mascots tend to feel under-appreciated, and frequently they attempt to go a little too big in an attempt to validate themselves… These are all facts by the way.

Here are 5 great moments in mascots.

5. Seriously guys, off the grass…

4. That’s what you get for wearing ‘blades

3. Talk about not getting laid anytime soon, jesus…

2. This is a mascot win if I’ve ever seen one

1. Take me out to the baaaaaaaaahhhhhh

You Sir Have A Handy Penis

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