Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

I was stumbling through the Something Awful Forums when I came across a thread called Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms and, like so many times before, knew I needed to suck the thread and give it some attention.

I pulled ten or fifteen of my favorite submissions, did a little photoshopping, and added a few myself in order to compile what I believe are the Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms.

Thanks goes out to the Goons for inspiration (as well as for a few quality photoshop jobs, especially to nickhimself for sexual euphemism #3).

In case any of the following 20 illustrated sexual euphemisms leave you stumped, an answer key is provided at the bottom of the page.

20.

beatmeat

19.

3holepunch

18.

hairybeaver

17.

donkeypunch

16.

goldenshower

15.

chokingthechicken

14.

furburger

13.

horizontalmambo

12.

hunglikeahorse

11.

clevelandsteamer

10.

nopantsdance

9.

bustinganut

8.

layingpipe

7.

hot-beef-injection

6.

suckingdick

5.

cleaningtherifle

4.

dirtysanchez

3.

purple_headed_yogurt_slinger-copy

2.

drapesmatchtheblinds

1.

Downers Grove Tom Slothower

Official Answer Key:

20. Beat Your Meat
19. Three Hole Punch
18. Hairy Beaver
17. Donkey Punch
16. Golden Shower
15. Choking Your Chicken
14. Furburger
13. Horizontal Mambo
12. Hung Like A Horse
11. Cleveland Steamer
10. No Pants Dance
9. Bust A Nut
8. Laying Pipe
7. Hot Beef Injection
6. Sucking Dick
5. Cleaning Your Rifle
4. Dirty Sanchez
3. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
2. Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?
– Yes, I Believe It Does…
1. The Rusty Trombone