Top 10 Stupid Store Names

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When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.

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10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes

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9. Cream filled buns anyone?

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8. Popular with the ladies…

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7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist

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6. Arrive early as space is limited

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5. In case your girl is all dried up?

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4. Simple and to the point

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3. I usually stay at the Alltheway Inn

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2. Hard-Ons not available used

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1. I prefer Gabonese, but Tanzanian isn’t bad with hot sauce

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