Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely

Loneliness comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s difficult to identify, but if you were lucky enough to make it into the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely, there’s a good chance that your loneliness is as transparent as Lindsay Lohan’s homosexuality.

On that note, commence a loneliness…

10. Any attention you get is bad attention

9. You get stood up at the mall… On Halloween..?

8. You’re gigantic

7. Your moobs are bigger and faker than Jenna Jameson’s

6. Signs know what you’re thinking

5. You go LARPing and you look like Don Vito

4. Delusions of grandeur

3. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be hardcore

2. Adolf keeps jacking your seat when you take a piss

1. They won’t let you in the bar so you make your own

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  • Ronny

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

  • Ronny

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

  • Ronny

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

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  • thats freak enough…

  • thats freak enough…

  • thats freak enough…

  • grammarNazi

    Also, it’s “Delusions of Grandeur”, not “Illusions of Grandeur”

  • grammarNazi

    Also, it’s “Delusions of Grandeur”, not “Illusions of Grandeur”

  • Reverend7x

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

  • Reverend7x

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

  • Reverend7x

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

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  • matsulori

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  • matsulori

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  • matsulori

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  • Ronny is a dipshit

    Ronny you remind me of this retarded kid I knew. He was also named Ronny.

  • Ronny is a dipshit

    Ronny you remind me of this retarded kid I knew. He was also named Ronny.

  • Ronny

    To all the retards who commented about my comment.

    The initial title of picture #2 was: “Adolf keeps jacking you’re seat when you take a piss”

    You all fail.

  • Ronny

    To all the retards who commented about my comment.

    The initial title of picture #2 was: “Adolf keeps jacking you’re seat when you take a piss”

    You all fail.

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