Loneliness comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s difficult to identify, but if you were lucky enough to make it into the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely, there’s a good chance that your loneliness is as transparent as Lindsay Lohan’s homosexuality.
On that note, commence a loneliness…
10. Any attention you get is bad attention
9. You get stood up at the mall… On Halloween..?
8. You’re gigantic
7. Your moobs are bigger and faker than Jenna Jameson’s
6. Signs know what you’re thinking
5. You go LARPing and you look like Don Vito
4. Delusions of grandeur
3. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be hardcore
2. Adolf keeps jacking your seat when you take a piss
1. They won’t let you in the bar so you make your own