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We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

8. You’re using your hand as a pillow

7. You passed out standing up

6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor

5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?

4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies

3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze

2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is

1. ‘Nuff said

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  1. #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  2. #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  3. #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  4. #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  5. Atta Khalifa

    lolololololololololololololololol!!!1!1!11!!!!one!1!11!!!!1!1one!1!11!!2!111!

  6. Atta Khalifa

    lolololololololololololololololol!!!1!1!11!!!!one!1!11!!!!1!1one!1!11!!2!111!

  7. hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  8. hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  9. hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  10. I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  11. I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  12. I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  13. Dundee Tom

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  14. Dundee Tom

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  15. NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  16. NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  17. NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  18. NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  19. i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  20. i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  21. i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  22. i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  23. Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  24. Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  25. I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  26. I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  27. I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  28. Hahaha, great list! I think the Bat man one is probably the winner. Up second is the man passed out near the lawn mower.

    Oh, the good ol days of college.

  29. Hahaha, great list! I think the Bat man one is probably the winner. Up second is the man passed out near the lawn mower.

    Oh, the good ol days of college.

  30. in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

  31. in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

  32. If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

  33. If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

  34. Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  35. Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  36. ben jones

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  37. ben jones

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  38. ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  39. ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  40. ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  41. Dannielle

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  42. Dannielle

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  43. Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  44. :-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …

  45. :-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …

  46. :-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …

  47. drunk make person out of his mind

  48. drunk make person out of his mind

  49. drunk make person out of his mind

  50. Robert Briggs

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  51. Robert Briggs

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  52. Robert Briggs

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  53. hahahaha batman!

  54. hahahaha batman!

  55. Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

  56. Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

  57. very funny man.

  58. very funny man.

  59. #10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

    Cheers made me laugh

  60. #10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

    Cheers made me laugh

  61. Phil E. Drifter

    Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

    After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

    Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.

    And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.

  62. Phil E. Drifter

    Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

    After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

    Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.

    And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.

  63. Did the exact same thing in NYC – man those were the days.

  64. Very funny pics! :D

  65. brains become unconscious………………..! so, do not understand the human language………………..lol…………..:)…………….am ALSO HEAVY DRINKER.

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  71. Hahaha,number 4 and 10 are the best!

  72. funny !! :D i think one of these might happen too me todaii or in new years :D <3 awww i love this website <3 :D

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