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For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, a Butterface is a woman who has an exceptional body and an unexceptionally hideous face – hence but-her-face. The term (antonymous to the highly deceptive MySpace Shot) is an etymological derivative of the phrase “good from far but far from good” and can be applied to women like Amy Reid (above), Jennifer Garner, and of course Barbara Walters.

Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker is not a butterface because the horseishness of her face detracts so much from the rest of her body that any heterosexual male cannot avoid picturing her visage disfiguring the physiognomy of a fully grown Clydesdale.

You’ve surely seen a few of these images floating around the intertubes but try to enjoy these 10 banged up beauties regardless.

Oh, and we have no idea how old any of these things are so please keep your pants on.

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9. Errrm

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Remember two things fellas:
1. This is why girls wear sunglasses as big as Daft Punk’s headgear
2. You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny (thanks Dave)

 

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44 Comments

  1. These are BOBFOC.

    Body
    Off
    Baywatch
    Face
    Off
    Crimewatch

  2. 9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it

  3. 9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it

  4. All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.

  5. All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.

  6. Anonymous

    What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).

  7. Anonymous

    What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).

  8. Im sorry, number1 is hot

  9. Im sorry, number1 is hot

  10. ever&anon

    There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.

  11. ever&anon

    There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.

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  14. i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  15. i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  16. i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  17. Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.

  18. Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.

  19. #10's cute

  20. #10's cute

  21. Really horror-faces, except one or two

  22. Really horror-faces, except one or two

  23. kalique hardin

    these girls are cute

  24. kalique hardin

    these girls are cute

  25. kalique hardin

    i love those girls

  26. kalique hardin

    i love those girls

  27. Damn some of these are really hot…

    Fuck you all

  28. Damn some of these are really hot…

    Fuck you all

  29. Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix

  30. Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix

  31. Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.

  32. Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.

  33. I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!

  34. I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!

  35. 4 is hot, OBVI.

  36. 4 is hot, OBVI.

  37. jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!

  38. jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!

  39. These girls are way to young, all of 'em.

  40. These girls are way to young, all of 'em.

  41. Butterface central! You people who disagree with these girls being butterfaces are tarded!!!! OMG 8 is disgust. They all need to stop takin pics of themselves tryin to look all seductive like…eeeyuuuk

  42. #4 was scary. she looks like the spitter from left for dead 2. i couldn’t bare to stare at her again. <:(

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