The Most Badass Name Ever

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Remember our old pal Haywood Jablome or our buddy from the news, Mike Litoris? Well they’re nothing compared to our new friend Captain Hyman Shocker from the 5th Army Reserve.

It’s one thing to fool your local newspaper or trick your suburban news network, but Hyman is the real deal — the History Channel doesn’t make mistakes, that is of course besides their trying to be the Discovery Channel with Ice Road Truckers, Ax Men, and all the other garbage they think they can trick me into watching.

Hyman Shocker, we thank you for your service in the military as we thank your mother and father for naming as they did.


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