The Matrix Alternate Ending

Moral of the story goes something like: never trust a big black guy wearing sunglasses and a cape, offering you a magic pill that will enable your special powers in a world you could never imagine — especially when said other world could mean big black guy on top of a roofied, pantsless you in the bedroom next door.

To be fair though, this would have made for a much more interesting trilogy.

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