While buttering the kitchen floor may make for a few solid minutes of entertainment, configuring your living room to blow your friend off the couch with a remote controlled airbag takes a little more tenacity.

Just because you went to college (and paid attention) doesn’t mean you can’t act as irresponsibly as your buddy who dropped out of Moorpark Community College, it simply means you’ll have the education to more effectively blow a car airbag up his ass, projecting him off the couch.