• They Grow ‘Em Big In Texas

    They Grow ‘Em Big In Texas

    They grow ’em big in Texas, which is great if you’re Klayton Kershaw and you’re making millions for hitting 98 on the gun — effectively limiting your opposition to the lowest on base percentage in […]

     
  • Dr. Science Trolls A Soon To Be Troll

    Dr. Science Trolls A Soon To Be Troll

    Never ask Dr. Science about the legalities of music piracy. He offered to swing by my pad to help me out and instead rolled up with six feds. Fucking guy. Thankfully I was just downloading […]

     
  • Best Christmas Lights Ever

    Best Christmas Lights Ever

    I never thought you could hang Christmas lights sarcastically but this guy got pretty damn close. High-paying job, wife and kids, happily married? Yea whatever, me too.

     
  • One Day You’ll Thank Us

    One Day You’ll Thank Us

    The guy in the yellow t-shirt doesn’t look to happy about the whole thing, and for good reason. Apparently the guide translates a little something like:

     
  • 6 Strange Board Games

    6 Strange Board Games

    It’s no stretch to say that all board games are not created equal (especially when they’re called The Underground Railroad) — Monopoly, Scrabble and Risk are more involved than Chutes and Ladders.

     
  • Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing?

    Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing?

    For an exceptionally larger version of the photo, click on the image above, then wait for the new page to load, then click on the image again, then wait for the image to load, then […]

     
  • Dear Mr. Haberny… Sincerely, Cash4Gold

    Dear Mr. Haberny… Sincerely, Cash4Gold

    I can’t understand why Cash4Gold is being so mean to Mr. Haberny — nothing rings this gold is authentic like a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore.

     
  • Peter Singh Has It All Figured Out

    Peter Singh Has It All Figured Out

    Peter Singh really needs to extend his message to religious radicals. I don’t bomb trade centers or foreign embassies, all I want to do is spend one-million rupees.

     
  • At First I Was Like…

    At First I Was Like…

    I understand that you can’t always choose the time of a traditional Mexican rock fight, but the place — come on now — is in front of a moving Subaru really necessary?

     
  • How To: The Donald Trump Combover

    How To: The Donald Trump Combover

    The Donald Trump Combover, while thought of as a contemporary hairstyle actually finds its roots in South America where the practice was first used by the Inca to engineer baskets which helped the natives store […]

     
  • A B A B X X Y Y

    A B A B X X Y Y

    They always say that video games are much more difficult in real life, but I don’t know, this shit looks pretty easy.

     
  • Lay Off The Drugs, Pa’tner

    Lay Off The Drugs, Pa’tner

    If this is what getting high means to you, you sir are doing it wrong. Girls are supposed to write on you with glow in the dark markers — not you going Jackson Pollock with […]

     
  • Wrod Srcambel

    Wrod Srcambel

    I have a friend who isn’t so bright and while we were in London three years ago he kept referring to this black British guy as African-American, and for whatever reason, this makes me think […]

     
  • Haters Gonna Hate: The Definitive Gallery

    Certainly more Haters Gonna Hate meme pictures than you’ll ever need. Know Your Meme adds, “Haters Gonna Hate is a popular catchphrase used to indicate one’s complete disregard for an individual or a group’s hostile […]

     
  • The Human Flamingo

    The Human Flamingo

    I’ve been looking at this picture for about 3 and-a-half hours now and I still can’t think of a single thing to say. Every time something comes to mind, I get a whiff of that […]