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25 Horribly Awesome News Headlines
Mar 28, 2011 – 1:20 AM | One Comment
25 Horribly Awesome News Headlines

You have to figure that with the printed news industry on the decline, salaries are likely decreasing along with the interest talented writers have in seeking positions at said news organizations.

Guys, What Do You Think Of Sporty Chicks?
Jul 27, 2010 – 12:30 PM | No Comment
Guys, What Do You Think Of Sporty Chicks?

Sounds more like a deal-maker to me Jake…

Computers Are Racist
May 26, 2010 – 11:42 AM | 2 Comments
Computers Are Racist

Rakim, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not that whites and Chinese don’t like it when you try to get ahead, it’s that they don’t like it when you actually do get ahead.
And for the …

Burglar Fail
May 15, 2010 – 11:37 AM | One Comment
Burglar Fail

Don’t try to steal from Jim Gaffigan.

Johnny Can Solve A Rubik’s Cube In 14 Seconds… Wink, Wink
Mar 29, 2010 – 10:35 PM | No Comment
Johnny Can Solve A Rubik’s Cube In 14 Seconds… Wink, Wink

And is confused by sarcastic tone of newspaper clipping hanging on refrigerator…

Obama Turns Off Republicans, Not So Much His Wife
Mar 9, 2010 – 10:46 AM | No Comment
Obama Turns Off Republicans, Not So Much His Wife

In other news, Ted Haggard has reportedly been seen taking daily White House tours — a Polaroid camera strung about his neck.
You know what they say — you can take the boy out of the …

HBO’s ‘Band of Btothers’ Inspires New Mini-Series
Mar 5, 2010 – 1:28 PM | One Comment
HBO’s ‘Band of Btothers’ Inspires New Mini-Series

Only this one is being produced by Brazzers.
Ocho Cinco goes for a ride (TotalProSports)
The Creepiest Olan Mills Portraits Ever (SuperTremendous)
How To Make Girls Scream (Coed)
Japan Loves You (LemonDrop)
Sow Mo Water Balloon Explosion (TheChive)
Hangover Free Booze …

Fargo News Reporter Falls For Oldest Trick In Book
Dec 28, 2009 – 11:09 AM | 10 Comments
Fargo News Reporter Falls For Oldest Trick In Book

This reporter would have an easy time believing Mike and the rest of the Litoris family were just out enjoying Venice Beach with pals Mike Och and Dick Hertz.
This isn’t the first time Mr. Jablome …

50 Great Headlines From The Internet
Dec 17, 2009 – 1:04 PM | One Comment

When it comes to writing a good headline, “Seven Testify Toddler Looked Hot” is probably not the direction you want to go.
Via Buzzfeed

Breaking Pamela Anderson News
Nov 9, 2009 – 10:31 AM | No Comment
Breaking Pamela Anderson News

Not like you didn’t already know…