Stage Diving… You’re Doing It Wrong

You can hardly blame these guys for their ESL cover of Blur’s Song 2 — a lot can be lost in translation and there’s a good chance that what was cool when you were 13 is just starting to catch on with soccer fanboy cover bands playing at middle school music festivals.

Just don’t expect said middle school girls to catch your Umbro jersey wearing body after you hurl it from the stage.