GHETTO–late December 30th two men wielding automatic weapons entered the home of teeny-bop rapper Soulja Boy and robbed him of his oversize clothing.
Though no one was injured, the masked bandits got away with XXXL t-shirts and shants worth an estimated $47 and an unknown amount in KFC gift cards and New Era caps.
Mr. Boy was shaken up when we spoke with him about the attack but managed a bit of humor, commenting:
“Lucky fa dem I keep the labelz on ma lidz so dey can jus go return um to Foot Locker and do pretty good fu dem sels.”
In an online video released the next day, two masked men dressed in clothing similar to what was stolen claimed responsibility for the attack.