Softcore Goosebumps BDSM?

Back when I was a teenager, paranormal bromance didn’t get its own Barnes & Noble category, it got a mass suicide thanks to the Hale-Bopp superfriend league.

For legal reasons, I’m not suggesting that Teen Paranormal Romantics (Twilighters) follow in the footsteps of the Hale-Bopp mass suicide (the Bopper Topple) and kill themselves, I’m simply suggesting they kill each other, because there’s nothing like watching two effeminate teenage boys try to kill one another with their emotions while riding home from middle school in mom’s minivan, listening to Justin Bieber’s “Baby”.

Speaking of Twilight — if vampires cannot see their reflections in mirrors how do they make their hair look so gay?

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