So This Is What True Love Looks Like

You know, True Love, the website with a product selector similar to apple.com where you get to modify your Asian mail-order bride with a bunch of custom add-ons like:

Speaks broken English: Included
Speaks decent English: Add $15
Speaks no English: Subtract $45

It might seem like a good, economical idea but the tax is what’ll get ya.

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Peter Singh Has It All Figured Out