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Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe

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Earlier today we learned from Total Pro Sports that Simona Halep wants to and likely will go under the knife for breast reduction surgery later this year.

The seventeen-year-old (keep your pants on guys, she’s almost 18) tennis phenom was born 9.27.1991 in ConstanÅ£a, Romania and has turned heads in the tennis world for both her Anna Kournikova-esque talents and for her massive, but soon-to-vanish chest-hams.

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Simona Halep tells Pro Sports (poorly translated to English) –

“I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when I go on the field and even if I were sporting, I would have felt very good.

(My Breasts) inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery.

Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column.”

Not sure what that last line is supposed to mean, but regardless, I say Simona is making a big mistake. Think about it — if Anna Kournikova’s ass got fat she’d be out of work (posing for Maxim).

Simona better hope she matures into a more talented tennis player because no one is going to want to see a Romanian flat-chest on the cover of men’s magazines.

  • Kuhndog

    That's just wrong!!! That's like slapping God across the face!!!!

  • Kuhndog

    That's just wrong!!! That's like slapping God across the face!!!!

  • Well… she is a TENNIS player and I'm shocked she's as good as she is given the size of those things. If her aim is tennis success it strikes me as a no brainer to get the reduction.

  • Well… she is a TENNIS player and I'm shocked she's as good as she is given the size of those things. If her aim is tennis success it strikes me as a no brainer to get the reduction.

  • Ped

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  • Ped

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  • mike

    a tennis career spans maybe a decade, a deflated chest is forever. she should really reconsider.

  • mike

    a tennis career spans maybe a decade, a deflated chest is forever. she should really reconsider.

  • bipinparimanik

    it's redeculas, if u want 2 be a sportsman then u should maintain ur physic.

  • Serious?

    “Simona better hope she matures into a more talented tennis player because no one is going to want to see a Romanian flat-chest on the cover of men’s magazines.”

    Is the author of this pathetic article serious? Most women have A-B cups, so is this guy’s saying 2/3’s of the female population is considered unattractive to men? What a piece of crap helping along the low self-esteem of young girls and women in this society. OMG, Simona got a breast reduction because she actually wants to be taken seriously, and not to be ogled by douchebags like this. I’m glad she did it just to piss of morons like this.

    And for the nimrods who keep talking about “god,” I’m sorry to break the news to you, but “god” is now in the same area as Simona’s DD breasts–non existent.

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