She Should Really Read Her Status Out Loud Before Posting

The only reason why your family might not fly in from Texas okay is if they read your facebook status. Trust me, I know. When my family was coming into town for Thanksgiving in Tennessee my status read: Shot a few hot loads in some beaver. Hope the family wants a taste.

They had many questions.

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