Roof Jump Stunt Man Gets D For Effort

When in doubt, don’t jump off the roof of your barn and into a moving truck — unless of course you have three cameras rolling and plan on missing said truck to land ass-spine-breakingly on solid earth — then and only then jump away.

I’ve always heard it’s best to surround yourself with friends more intelligent than yourself, and thus I nod approvingly his friend’s comment, “He just jump on the ground? It’s too high to do that.”

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