Quote Of The Day: Jurassic Carl

A while back, Boston Red Sox Carl Everett made his voice about religion and paleontology known, for better or worse, to the public. In an effort to explain why dinosaurs never walked our earth, he turns to God…

“[Dinosaurs] didn’t exist. God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex”

And I mean, the man’s got a point, someone had to see Adam and Eve to write the Bible right? How else would someone be able to write it? I mean, it’s not made up, it real, factual stuff. So someone was there in Eden with Adam and Eve writing all that crap down, C’mon now.

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