Politi-cans Are Like Condoms…

I don’t understand why she (that is a girl right?) didn’t do the consistent thing and stick to just one case: upper or lower. Also, that last “W” needs some work, Politcans could use an “I”, and finally that your, well, come on.

I’ve seen bums at the onramp of Wilshire Blvd with signs more legible than this.

And lady, if your boyfriend’s condoms break as frequently as our government fu©ks us in the ass, you might want to get yourself a new brand, unless of course you don’t mind people thinking you’re Catholic (we can all tell you’re Evangelic).

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