• suomynona

    The one with the speed of light is actually pretty dumb because 1. you can’t travel at the speed of light and 2. the answer on that question is exactly what Einstein’s so famous for.

    • Ladyinsane96

      Get a sense of humour!!

  • dave

    Actually, its a rip-off of Steven Wright (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright) . Philosoraptor is a plagiarist!

  • dave

    Actually, its a rip-off of Steven Wright (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright) . Philosoraptor is a plagiarist!

  • GavinGuest

    some of the worst philosoraptor posts I’ve ever seen, really really awful stuff here.

  • Maddogjez


    Yes, find a sense of humour dude..

  • Kate

    sexist jokes are not funny to intelligent human beings

    • Bob

      Stupid jokes are not funny, but sometimes sexist jokes can be hilarious. Depends on how funny the joke is and how well it’s pulled off

    • Anonymous

      You know what else isn’t funny?

      The time it took for you to type that message could’ve been spent making a sandwich.

      • flabbyfoot

        same goes for you, buddy. men are the ones who are in the kitchen these days whether you want to admit it or not :)

    • Anthony

      I always thought intelligent human beings understood that people are like snowflakes, we’re all different and thus all find different things hilarious. That includes all the “intelligent” people

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