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Osama Bin Ladin Had An Extensive Porn Stache

Porn Cheaper Than DatingReuters reported on Friday that during the Osama bin Laden raid in Abbottabad, Pakistan, US Commandos recovered an extensive collection of “modern, electronically recorded” (how else do you record pornography? Think piece porn?) pornographic videos.

… A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive …

Speculation about some of bin Laden’s favorite titles include but are not limited to I.E.DDs, Flight 69, Burqa Jerka, Jizzbollah, Cream Pie For The Pakistani Guy, Two Kebabs, One Kabul and of course the Taliban feelgood favorite Talibondage.

Reuters seems unclear as to how you would acquire pornography without a broadband internet connection, adding that “reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden’s compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography,” forgetting that like the music industry, the Los Angeles pornography industry actually does make money selling their physical products as opposed to them being illegally streamed or downloaded.

Fortunately, we were provided an exclusive look into what Osama bin Laden’s porn stache looked like.

Osama bin Laden Porn Stache Stash

Thanks to Guicentric via Reddit for this gem.

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  1. The US is using all “hitting below the belt” tactics to discredit this guy. If he was a fundamentalist, as claimed by the US and allies, then porn is out the window and so is his stash of weed and other crap. We all know how “truthful” the US.

    C’mon. You have lied enough. Either tell people the truth or shut the **** up!

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