Nutrigrain Commercial Is The Best Ever

I always said that companies should use speed as an additive, and given the nature of the FDA I’m pretty sure they’d give it the go ahead.

Omitting it from Chef Boyardee products might be a good idea, though. No one wants to see a bunch of marinara-faced, impoverished twenty-somethings prancing around while hopped up on speed and a massive case of the runs.

Gabby Just Got Braces

Oh No