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Take out your notepads. First rule of sleeping with a hooker in Guam is never pay for said hooker with the wife’s credit card, that is of course unless this simply confuses her and her natural reaction is to post about it on facebook — then you’re probably in the clear.

Plus, I’m pretty sure prostitution is a write-off — the government does it all the time. Although, being Guam it’s probably only going to be a $25 deduction.

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