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Man vs Lake

Man may think that because he’s an inventor, technologically advanced, physically capable, and highly educated, that he can conquer anything nature has to offer.

He can climb K2, surf the North Shore and BASE jump 15 feet from Scandinavian mountains in winged suits, but even so, nature can and always will fight back.

This is man versus lake.

Instant Karma

It’s not that I disapprove of kicking your dog in the lake — I’m a big proponent of animal abuse — I just hope that, even if just once, the guy singing “cuz the dog is getting, real fat” will fall in the lake instead of the uncoordinated guy.

Anyone who sings songs about how they’re overfeeding their dog needs to get dunked.

The Slidive

Maybe I should take back that part about being educated.

Dress Shoes Ahoy

Nothing says ‘Jesus fucking Christ, my face’ like your brand new Louis Vuitton dress shoe floating off to sea.

Never wear wood sole shoes on the deck.

The Cockflop

man versus lake

I am fucking AWWWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMME!!!!!

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