I realize now that titling this photo Lindsay Lohan has a cocktail isn’t going to turn any heads. I probably should have written something like, Lindsay Lohan is a Red Headed Slut with Coke.
Ehh, that wouldn’t really do it either. Maybe Lindsay Lohan is a Red Headed Slut with Coke Nipslip Crotchshot Drug Bust DUI Tits or GTFO!!!
Remember when she used to just be a singer? How boring was that?